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This is Derek, the brother of your worst enemy. He told me you guys have an IP-checking tool called "CheckUser", which is why I ask of you not to ban me, because we have the same IP. I'm just checking in.
Use CheckUser and you'll know who I am after a year (i.e., PKMNGamer)
Hey. Like I said, it's not nearly as embarrassing of my abuse of multiple accounts that it is that I'm letting EVERYONE know that we're in a conversation here. This is not the last straw...unless you decide to talk to me over email ([email protected]). Please try to understand that you've received this. Back for retaliation (talk) 03:27, 2 April 2017 (UTC)
- ...And, that the whole "you're my future roommate" thing, most likely true, somewhat probably not. That whole thing has been poorly received so I'm not even going to try to set it forth here. Back for retaliation (talk) 03:28, 2 April 2017 (UTC)
- If you are NOT going to reply to me (email: [email protected]), then go home and get your f***ing shine box already. Back for retaliation (talk) 19:59, 2 April 2017 (UTC)